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The Santaland Diaries is a sharp holiday comedy drawn from David Sedaris's essay, adapted for the stage by Joe Mantello. Framed as a fast-moving monologue, it follows Sedaris as Crumpet, a Macy's elf who navigates demanding parents, unpredictable coworkers, and the wild theater of retail during December. With crisp, candid storytelling, the piece pokes fun at consumer frenzy while revealing the small, sincere moments that make the season stick. Equal parts biting and warm, The Santaland Diaries has become a seasonal staple for adults who like their holiday spirit with wit and a wink.
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