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  <h2>Guide to Live Events in Chicago: Concerts, Sports and Shows Near You</h2>
<p>Chicago, IL, is a vibrant hub for live events, offering everything from concerts and theatre performances to major sporting events and music festivals. Whether you're looking to cheer on your favourite team or catch a chart-topping artist live, Vivid Seats has you covered.</p>

        

<h2>Things to Do in Chicago This Week</h2> 
        
<p>This week, immerse yourself in Chicago's vibrant scene with a mix of music, sports, and more. Catch <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/mac-demarco-tickets/performer/31649">Mac DeMarco</a> at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/mac-demarco-tickets-chicago-salt-shed---outdoor-fairgrounds-5-7-2026--concerts-rock/production/5838097">Salt Shed - Outdoor Fairgrounds</a> on May 7th for a dose of rock, or feel the electric energy with <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/disclosure-tickets/performer/30754">Disclosure</a> on May 10th at the same iconic venue. If hip hop is more your style, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/joost-klein-tickets/performer/198263">Joost Klein</a> will bring his rap flair to the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/joost-klein-tickets-chicago-thalia-hall-4-23-2026/production/6434209">Salt Shed - Indoor Shed</a> on May 5th.</p>

<p>Sports enthusiasts can take in America's pastime as the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/chicago-cubs-tickets--sports-mlb-baseball/performer/162">Chicago Cubs</a> play at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/chicago-cubs-tickets-wrigley-field-5-7-2026--sports-mlb-baseball/production/5964637">Wrigley Field</a> on May 7th, or cheer for the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/chicago-white-sox-tickets--sports-mlb-baseball/performer/164">Chicago White Sox</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/chicago-white-sox-tickets-rate-field-5-10-2026--sports-mlb-baseball/production/5964607">Rate Field</a> on May 10th. For a lively night of Latin music, head to the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/peso-pluma-tickets/performer/158537">Peso Pluma</a> concert at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/peso-pluma-tickets-chicago-united-center-5-9-2026/production/6609699">United Center</a> on May 9th. Chicago promises an unforgettable week of entertainment.</p>
        
        

<h2>Things to Do in Chicago Next Week</h2> 
        
<p>Next week in Chicago is packed with exciting events for everyone. For pop fans, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/bruno-mars-tickets/performer/24388">Bruno Mars</a> will light up <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/bruno-mars-tickets-chicago-soldier-field-5-17-2026--concerts-pop/production/6524651">Soldier Field</a> on May 17th. Baseball enthusiasts can catch the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/chicago-white-sox-tickets--sports-mlb-baseball/performer/164">Chicago White Sox</a> in action at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/chicago-white-sox-tickets-rate-field-5-17-2026--sports-mlb-baseball/production/5964749">Rate Field</a> earlier that day.</p>
<p>Riveting musical performances include <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/dance-gavin-dance-tickets/performer/13843">Dance Gavin Dance</a> on May 15th at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/dance-gavin-dance-tickets-chicago-riviera-theatre---il-5-15-2026--concerts-rock/production/6671098">Riviera Theatre - IL</a>, followed by <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/good-kid-tickets/performer/101162">Good Kid</a> at the same venue on May 17th. Meanwhile, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/yellowcard-tickets/performer/4593">Yellowcard</a> takes the stage at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/yellowcard-tickets-chicago-salt-shed---outdoor-fairgrounds-5-16-2026--concerts-alternative/production/6388275">Salt Shed - Outdoor Fairgrounds</a> on May 16th. For R&B lovers, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/ari-lennox-tickets/performer/105364">Ari Lennox</a> will be captivating audiences at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/ari-lennox-tickets-chicago-chicago-theatre-5-16-2026--concerts-rb/production/6613266">Chicago Theatre</a> on the same night. Chicago offers something special for everyone next week!</p>


<h2>Upcoming Concerts in Chicago: Live Music & Tour Dates Near You</h2>

<section aria-label="Chicago concerts"><h2>Chicago Concerts</h2><p>Chicago is one of the country’s premier live music cities, drawing world-class artists and rising stars to stages big and small. From massive arena tours to intimate club shows, there’s a concert to catch in Chicago year-round&mdash;and Vivid Seats is here to help you find your next unforgettable night out.</p></section>

<h2>Frequently Asked Questions about Chicago Concert Tickets</h2>

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<div>This week in Chicago catch Mac DeMarco at Salt Shed - Outdoor Fairgrounds on May 7 and Disclosure at Salt Shed - Outdoor Fairgrounds on May 10. Rock and rap collide at Salt Shed - Indoor Shed with Alter Bridge on May 6 and Joost Klein on May 5, while Fakemink plays House of Blues Chicago on May 10. For a big-night experience, Peso Pluma headlines the United Center on May 9 with a high-energy Latin music show.</div>
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Next week Chicago lights up with <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/bruno-mars-tickets/performer/24388">Bruno Mars</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/bruno-mars-tickets-chicago-soldier-field-5-17-2026--concerts-pop/production/6524651">Soldier Field</a>.

For smaller venues, catch <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/ari-lennox-tickets/performer/105364">Ari Lennox</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/ari-lennox-tickets-chicago-chicago-theatre-5-16-2026--concerts-rb/production/6613266">Chicago Theatre</a>, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/yellowcard-tickets/performer/4593">Yellowcard</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/yellowcard-tickets-chicago-salt-shed---outdoor-fairgrounds-5-16-2026--concerts-alternative/production/6388275">Salt Shed - Outdoor Fairgrounds</a>, and back-to-back rock nights with <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/dance-gavin-dance-tickets/performer/13843">Dance Gavin Dance</a> and <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/good-kid-tickets/performer/101162">Good Kid</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/dance-gavin-dance-tickets-chicago-riviera-theatre---il-5-15-2026--concerts-rock/production/6671098">Riviera Theatre - IL</a>.

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      <p itemprop="text">Finding upcoming concerts in Chicago is easy on Vivid Seats. At the top of this page, you’ll find a search and discovery tool highlighting the most popular concerts and upcoming events in the city. You can browse by artist, venue, genre, or date to explore shows happening this week and beyond, all with real-time ticket availability and seating options.</p>
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        <p>Yes, you can often find last-minute concert tickets in Chicago on Vivid Seats. Whether you’re planning ahead or making a spontaneous decision, Vivid Seats makes it easy to secure verified tickets right up until showtime.</p>
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    <h3 itemprop="name">Is Vivid Seats legit for concert tickets in Chicago?</h3>
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      <p itemprop="text">Yes! Vivid Seats is a trusted ticket marketplace used by over 100 million fans. When you buy Chicago concert tickets on Vivid Seats, every order is backed by our 100% Buyer Guarantee. That means your purchase is safe, your tickets will arrive before the event, and they'll be valid or your money back.</p>
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    <h3 itemprop="name">Are tickets guaranteed on Vivid Seats?</h3>
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        <p>Absolutely. Every Chicago concert ticket sold on Vivid Seats comes with our 100% Buyer Guarantee, which ensures:</p>
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          <li>Your transaction will be secure.</li>
          <li>Your tickets will be delivered before your event.</li>
          <li>Your tickets will be valid and authentic or your money back.</li>
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        <p>Our mission is to make buying concert tickets stress-free, so you can focus on enjoying your event.</p>
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    <h3 itemprop="name">Are fees included in the price I see on Vivid Seats?</h3>
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        <p>Vivid Seats uses All-In Pricing, so you'll see the full cost of a concert ticket in Chicago, including fees, upfront as you shop. No surprises at checkout.</p>
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    <h3 itemprop="name">What happens if my Chicago concert is canceled or postponed?</h3>
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        <p>If your event is canceled, you'll receive a full refund. If an event has been postponed or rescheduled, rest assured that your tickets will be valid for the rescheduled date. For some rescheduled events, the primary source of the tickets will reissue all previously purchased tickets with new bar codes. If this occurs, the seller will notify us, and we will deliver new tickets to you and remind you to discard your old tickets.</p>
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        <p>Yes! Vivid Seats offers a leading ticket loyalty program: Vivid Seats Rewards. Fans earn credit on every purchase, which can be redeemed for future tickets. The more events you attend, the more perks you can unlock:</p>
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          <li>A free 11th ticket after 10 purchases</li>
          <li>Birthday rewards</li>
          <li>Seat upgrades and VIP parties</li>
          <li>Exclusive experiences like on-ice or on-field passes to your favorite team</li>
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<h2>Upcoming Sports in Chicago: Games, Teams & Matchups Near You</h2>

<p>Live sports thrive in Chicago, where fans pack venues across town all season long. From sold-out rivalry games to weekday matchups, the city's sports venues deliver big moments for every kind of fan. Browse schedules by sport, date, or venue to find the perfect game to attend near you. Whether it's a marquee showdown or a spontaneous night out, you can find seats on Vivid Seats.</p>

<h2>Frequently Asked Questions about Chicago Sports Tickets</h2>

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This week Chicago hosts major matchups: the Chicago Cubs (MLB) at Wrigley Field and Chicago Fire FC (MLS) at Soldier Field. The Chicago White Sox (MLB) take the field at Rate Field later in the week. Nearby Rosemont offers the Chicago Wolves (Hockey) at Allstate Arena and the Chicago Dogs (Minor League Baseball) at Impact Field, while Joliet welcomes the Joliet Slammers at Duly Health And Care Field. Expect a full slate of baseball, soccer and hockey across the area.

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Next week in Chicago sports highlights include the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/chicago-white-sox-tickets--sports-mlb-baseball/performer/164">Chicago White Sox</a> hosting a divisional rival at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/chicago-white-sox-tickets-rate-field-5-17-2026--sports-mlb-baseball/production/5964749">Rate Field</a>, while the independent <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/chicago-dogs-tickets--sports-minor-league-baseball/performer/75177">Chicago Dogs</a> face visiting opponents at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/chicago-dogs-tickets-impact-field-5-17-2026--sports-minor-league-baseball/production/6168886">Impact Field</a> in Rosemont. Nearby suburb action sends the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/kane-county-cougars-tickets--sports-minor-league-baseball/performer/15448">Kane County Cougars</a> to <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/kane-county-cougars-tickets-northwestern-medicine-field-5-17-2026--sports-minor-league-baseball/production/6170813">Northwestern Medicine Field</a> in Geneva and the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/joliet-slammers-tickets--sports-minor-league-baseball/performer/99551">Joliet Slammers</a> to <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/joliet-slammers-tickets-duly-health-and-care-field-5-17-2026/production/6124925">Duly Health And Care Field</a> in Joliet, while the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/nhra-route-66-nationals-tickets--sports-racing/performer/419771">NHRA Route 66 Nationals</a> bring top drag racers to <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/nhra-route-66-nationals-tickets-route-66-raceway-5-17-2026--sports-racing/production/5974452">Route 66 Raceway</a>.

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      <div itemprop="text">Finding upcoming sports events in Chicago is easy on Vivid Seats. At the top of this page, you’ll find a discovery tool featuring the most popular teams, matchups, and games across every league. You can browse by sport, venue, or date to explore events happening this week and beyond, all with real-time ticket availability and seating options.</div>
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        <p>Yes, you can often find last-minute sports tickets in Chicago on Vivid Seats. Whether you're planning ahead or deciding to catch a game on the fly, Vivid Seats updates listings in real time, so fans can secure verified tickets right up until kickoff, first pitch, or tipoff.</p>
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    <h3 itemprop="name">Is Vivid Seats legit for sports tickets in Chicago?</h3>
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      <p itemprop="text">Yes! Vivid Seats is a trusted ticket marketplace used by over 100 million fans. When you buy Chicago sports tickets on Vivid Seats, every order is backed by our 100% Buyer Guarantee. That means your purchase is safe, your tickets will arrive before the event, and they'll be valid or your money back.</p>
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        <p>Absolutely. Every Chicago sports ticket sold on Vivid Seats comes with our 100% Buyer Guarantee, which ensures:</p>
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          <li>Your transaction will be secure.</li>
          <li>Your tickets will be delivered before your event.</li>
          <li>Your tickets will be valid and authentic or your money back.</li>
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        <p>Our mission is to make buying sports tickets stress-free, so you can focus on enjoying the game.</p>
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    <h3 itemprop="name">Are fees included in the price I see on Vivid Seats?</h3>
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        <p>Vivid Seats uses All-In Pricing, so you'll see the full cost of a sports ticket in Chicago, including fees, upfront as you shop. No surprises at checkout.</p>
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        <p>If your game is canceled, you'll receive a full refund. If an event has been postponed or rescheduled, rest assured that your tickets will be valid for the new date. For some rescheduled games, the primary source of the tickets will reissue all previously purchased tickets with new bar codes. If this occurs, the seller will notify us, and we’ll deliver new tickets and remind you to discard your old ones.</p>
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        <p>Yes! Vivid Seats offers a leading ticket loyalty program: Vivid Seats Rewards. Fans earn credit on every purchase, which can be redeemed for future tickets. The more events you attend, the more perks you can unlock:</p>
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          <li>A free 11th ticket after 10 purchases</li>
          <li>Birthday rewards</li>
          <li>Seat upgrades and VIP experiences</li>
          <li>Exclusive access to pregame or on-field events with select teams</li>
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<h2>Upcoming Theater & Comedy Shows in Chicago: Plays, Musicals & Stand-Up Near You</h2>

<p>Chicago is one of the best cities for live entertainment, offering an incredible mix of Broadway hits, touring plays, and stand-up comedy. From major theaters and comedy clubs to intimate performance spaces, there&apos;s always a show to see in Chicago, and Vivid Seats makes it easy to find tickets for every laugh and standing ovation.</p>

<h2>Frequently Asked Questions about Chicago Theater & Comedy Tickets</h2>

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<div>This week in Chicago catch stand-up from Harland Williams at Park West and the viral duo Sooshi Mango at the Athenaeum Center. Family-friendly Elmos Got The Moves plays the Chicago Theatre, while Chicago - The Musical runs at the Auditorium Theatre. These shows bring a mix of comedy and stage spectacle across the city this week.</div>
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Next week in Chicago catch the sharp humor of <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/julio-torres-tickets--theater-arts-and-theater/performer/103450">Julio Torres</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/julio-torres-tickets-chicago-park-west-5-17-2026/production/6742829">Park West</a> and the wry storytelling of <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/david-sedaris-tickets--theater-public-speaking/performer/2190">David Sedaris</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/david-sedaris-tickets-chicago-auditorium-theatre-chicago-5-17-2026--theater-public-speaking/production/6063310">Auditorium Theatre Chicago</a>. Musical theater fans can see the epic revival of <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/les-miserables-tickets--theater-musical/performer/461">Les Miserables</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/les-miserables-tickets-chicago-cadillac-palace-5-17-2026--theater-musical/production/6128792">Cadillac Palace</a>. For movement and modern choreography, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/hubbard-street-dance-tickets--theater-ballet-and-dance/performer/1976">Hubbard Street Dance</a> performs at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/hubbard-street-dance-tickets-chicago-harris-theater-5-17-2026/production/6725623">Harris Theater</a>.

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      <p itemprop="text">Finding upcoming theater and comedy events in Chicago is simple with Vivid Seats. At the top of this page, you'll find a carousel of popular plays, musicals, and comedy shows in the city. Browse by theater and comedy tickets in Chicago under $100, top picks, family-friendly events, venue or date to discover events happening this week and beyond, with real-time ticket availability and seating options.</p>
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        <p>Yes, you can often find last-minute theater and comedy tickets in Chicago on Vivid Seats. Whether it’s a spontaneous night out or a sold-out show you don’t want to miss, Vivid Seats makes it easy to secure verified tickets right up until showtime.</p>
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      <p itemprop="text">Yes! Vivid Seats is a trusted ticket marketplace used by over 100 million fans. When you buy Chicago theater or comedy tickets on Vivid Seats, every order is backed by our 100% Buyer Guarantee. That means your purchase is safe, your tickets will arrive before the event, and they'll be valid or your money back.</p>
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        <p>Absolutely. Every Chicago theater and comedy ticket sold on Vivid Seats comes with our 100% Buyer Guarantee, which ensures:</p>
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        <p>Our mission is to make buying tickets stress-free, so you can focus on enjoying the show.</p>
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    <h3 itemprop="name">Are fees included in the price I see on Vivid Seats?</h3>
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        <p>Vivid Seats uses All-In Pricing, so you'll see the full cost of a theater or comedy ticket in Chicago, including fees, upfront as you shop. No surprises at checkout.</p>
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        <p>If your show is canceled, you'll receive a full refund. If an event has been postponed or rescheduled, your tickets will remain valid for the new date. For some rescheduled performances, the primary ticket source may reissue tickets with updated barcodes. If this occurs, we’ll deliver your new tickets and remind you to discard any previous versions.</p>
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        <p>Yes! Vivid Seats offers a leading ticket loyalty program: Vivid Seats Rewards. Fans earn credit on every purchase, which can be redeemed for future tickets. The more events you attend, the more perks you can unlock:</p>
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          <li>A free 11th ticket after 10 purchases</li>
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