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The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up Tickets

The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up

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The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up Tickets

The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up is a razor-sharp, time-skipping romantic dramedy by Carla Ching. Max and Diana meet at 9 when their parents start an affair, swear they will not fall in love, then spend the next 18 years colliding as friends, almost-lovers, and exes. Across apartments, airports, and birthdays, they test loyalty, grief, and the stories we inherit from messy adults, trying to build something that will not detonate.

Witty, fast, and disarmingly tender, the play speaks to anyone who has tried to outgrow chaos and still choose love. New performances are added regularly, so keep an eye on dates. Buy The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up tickets from Vivid Seats for secure checkout, flexible pricing, and our 100% Buyer Guarantee that gets you in.

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How much are The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up tickets?

No matter what you're looking to spend, Vivid Seats has tickets to fit your budget. Currently, The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up tickets start at $68, with an average price of $68.

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To find affordable seats, shop early, compare multiple dates, and consider weekday performances or mezzanine and balcony sections for the best value. Right now, the get-in price for upcoming The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up dates on Vivid Seats starts at $68.

Where can I see The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up live?

Fans can experience The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up live at theatres across North America and beyond. Check Vivid Seats for the most up-to-date list of The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up showtimes, tour cities, and tickets near you.

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How long is The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up?

Most performances, like The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up, run between two and three hours. Some performances may include a 15- to 20-minute intermission.

What time do doors open for The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up shows?

Door times for The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up vary slightly by venue, but most theaters open their doors between 60 and 90 minutes before showtime. For the most accurate information, check your event ticket or the theatre's official website closer to your scheduled performance date.

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Typically, The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up tickets become available shortly after new tour dates are announced. Be sure to check back regularly, as additional shows may be added throughout the year.

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The best seats for The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up, or any live theater performance, depend on what kind of experience you're looking for. For fans who want to catch every lyric, facial expression, and detail of the choreography, orchestra center seats within the first 10-15 rows offer the most immersive view. If you prefer a full-stage perspective that captures the ensemble and set design, mezzanine or dress circle seats are another great choice. Keep in mind, each theater is unique, so it's worth reviewing the venue's seating chart on Vivid Seats before purchasing.

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The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up Tour Dates and Ticket Prices

The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2026 The Two Kids That Blow Shit Up tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.

DATE

CITY

VENUE

LOWEST PRICE

07/08/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$99

07/11/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$97

07/12/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$105

07/15/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$97

07/16/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$97

07/17/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$97

07/18/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$103

07/18/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$97

07/19/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$103

07/22/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$97

07/23/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$97

07/24/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$97

07/25/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$97

07/26/2026

Sacramento, CA

Capital Stage

$103