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Two Jews Talking is a two-hander comedy from Emmy winner Ed Weinberger. Across two brisk one-acts, it jumps from ancient Judea to today as a pair of quick-witted men volley jokes and revelations about faith, family, marriage, and meaning. With roots in classic Borscht Belt rhythms and a modern snap, the show first charmed Off-Broadway in 2022 and now appears in productions nationwide. New dates are added regularly.
Expect tight dialogue, big laughs, and surprising heart, all delivered by two actors with razor timing. Buy Two Jews Talking tickets from Vivid Seats for secure checkout, a 100% Buyer Guarantee, and a smooth path to the live moments you will remember.
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Most performances, like Two Jews Talking, run between two and three hours. Some performances may include a 15- to 20-minute intermission.
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Typically, Two Jews Talking tickets become available shortly after new tour dates are announced. Be sure to check back regularly, as additional shows may be added throughout the year.
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