Andrew Dice Clay is a Brooklyn-born comedy provocateur whose swaggering Diceman persona exploded in the late 1980s. He became the first stand-up to sell out Madison Square Garden on back-to-back nights, pairing leather-jacket bravado with razor-edged nursery rhymes and crowd-jolting honesty. Beyond the mic, he surprised critics with memorable turns in "Blue Jasmine," "A Star Is Born," and the series "Dice," revealing a sharp dramatic touch behind the attitude.

Onstage today, Clay blends no-filter riffs, old-school showmanship, and quick-hit crowd work for a combustible, anything-can-happen night that keeps fans leaning forward. If you’re ready for a throwback icon still swinging hard, this is your show. Buy Andrew Dice Clay tickets from Vivid Seats for secure checkout, our 100% Buyer Guarantee, and seat options that help you create the live memories you’ll talk about long after the lights come up.

Key Stats for Andrew Dice Clay at a Glance

Most Recent Comedy Special and Release Year: Andrew Dice Clay: Indestructible (2012)
Average Ticket Price: $145
Number of Upcoming Shows: 7

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Andrew Dice Clay Tour Dates and Ticket Prices

Andrew Dice Clay Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2025 Andrew Dice Clay tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.

DATE	CITY	VENUE	LOWEST PRICE
12/06/2025	Huntington, NY	The Paramount In Concert With Northwell	$57
12/12/2025	Lutherville-Timonium, MD	Magoobys Joke House	$150
12/13/2025	Lutherville-Timonium, MD	Magoobys Joke House	$150
12/13/2025	Lutherville-Timonium, MD	Magoobys Joke House	$150
03/06/2026	Staten Island, NY	St George Theatre	$75
03/07/2026	Red Bank, NJ	Hackensack Meridian Health Theatre at the Count Basie Center	$112
04/11/2026	Waukegan, IL	Genesee Theatre	$195

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