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Shit-Faced Shakespeare is the riotous, U.K.-born stage phenomenon that smashes high culture into happy hour. Each performance is a brisk, boozy retelling of a Shakespeare classic, where a rotating cast plays it straight while one actor takes the stage genuinely intoxicated. A stern, microphone-wielding host keeps the mischief in check, the audience gets to instigate with cues, and the story swerves between razor-sharp verse and unpredictable improvisation. Expect slurred soliloquies, heroic saves, and new punchlines to "Macbeth," "Romeo and Juliet," or "A Midsummer Night's Dream" every night.
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Shit-Faced Shakespeare shows may vary slightly in length but will generally run for 90 minutes to two hours.
Door times vary by venue and city, but doors for the Shit-Faced Shakespeare tour typically open between 60 and 90 minutes before showtime. This gives fans plenty of time to find their seats, grab refreshments, and enjoy the pre-show atmosphere. For the most accurate door and start times, check your ticket for details closer to the performance date.
Typically, Shit-Faced Shakespeare tickets become available shortly after new tour dates are announced. Be sure to check back regularly, as additional tour dates and ticket releases may be added throughout the year.
Yes, suite tickets are often available for Shit-Faced Shakespeare shows, although availability varies by venue. Select your city, then use the map and filters to view suites, club, or box listings.
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Shit-Faced Shakespeare Tour Dates and Ticket Prices
Shit-Faced Shakespeare Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2025 Shit-Faced Shakespeare tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.
DATE | CITY | VENUE | LOWEST PRICE |
12/05/2025 | Somerville, MA | The Rockwell - Somerville | $48 |
12/12/2025 | Somerville, MA | The Rockwell - Somerville | $49 |
12/19/2025 | Somerville, MA | The Rockwell - Somerville | $48 |
12/20/2025 | Somerville, MA | The Rockwell - Somerville | $48 |
01/02/2026 | Somerville, MA | The Rockwell - Somerville | $47 |
01/03/2026 | Somerville, MA | The Rockwell - Somerville | $48 |
01/30/2026 | Saratoga Springs, NY | Universal Preservation Hall | $53 |
03/20/2026 | Philadelphia, PA | Kimmel Center - Perelman Theater | $73 |
03/21/2026 | Philadelphia, PA | Kimmel Center - Perelman Theater | $73 |
10/02/2026 | Scarborough, GB | Scarborough Spa | $53 |