Neil Hamburger is the onstage alter ego of comedian Gregg Turkington, a cornerstone of anti-comedy known for precision throat-clearing, a rumpled tuxedo, and a precarious drink. His act weaponizes awkward pauses, mangled introductions, and caustic, celebrity-skewering one-liners, turning discomfort into release as the room catches the rhythm of his misdirections.

From cult stand-up rooms to rock clubs, Hamburger has built a fervent following that loves the tightrope walk between abrasion and payoff. Expect confrontational crowd riffs, bleak gags that curdle into surprising warmth, and a commitment to character so complete it feels dangerous, then deeply funny. Buy Neil Hamburger tickets from Vivid Seats to choose your seats with confidence, get rewarded for going, and lock in the night you will talk about for years.

Key Stats for Neil Hamburger at a Glance

Most Recent Comedy Special and Release Year: Western Music and Variety (2009)
Average Ticket Price: $204
Number of Upcoming Shows: 2

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Neil Hamburger shows may vary slightly in length but will generally run for 90 minutes to two hours.

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Typically, Neil Hamburger tickets become available shortly after new tour dates are announced. Be sure to check back regularly, as additional tour dates and ticket releases may be added throughout the year.

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Neil Hamburger Tour Dates and Ticket Prices

Neil Hamburger Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2026 Neil Hamburger tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.

DATE	CITY	VENUE	LOWEST PRICE
09/09/2026	Birmingham, AL	Saturn	$56
09/13/2026	Memphis, TN	Hi Tone Cafe	$61
09/24/2026	Pioneertown, CA	Pappy and Harriets Pioneertown Palace	$117

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