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Bert Kreischer Tickets

Bert Kreischer

If you haven’t heard of well-known party comic Bert Kreischer (aka "The Machine"), you’re behind the curve. Bert started early by being called "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country" by Rolling Stone as a student at Florida State University (the article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder). Since then, Bert became truly well known by telling his unforgettable "The Machine" story, where Bert travels to Russia as a college student and pairs up with the Russian mob. This story is now the subject of an upcoming movie of the same name where Bert co-stars alongside Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill. 

His observational humor and party storytelling has landed him numerous comedy specials including Comfortably Dumb (2009), The Machine (2016), Secret Time (2018), and Hey Big Boy (2020). Bert has had been featured a number of his own TV shows include Hurt Bert, Bert The Conqueror, Trip Flip and - most recently - Netflix's The Cabin. And, as a comedian who is notoriously always on the road, Bert routinely tours with big names and up-and-comers alike, such as Tim Dillon. In addition to his heavy tour and TV schedule, Bert is featured on three of his own podcasts, "Bertcast", "Two Bears, One Cave" with best friend and fellow top comic Tom Segura, and "Bill and Bert" with hilarious comedian Bill Burr. If Bert weren't prolific enough, he published a book in 2014, "Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child".

Begin planning your next live comedy experience by checking out our updated list of Bert Kreischer 2021 Body Shots World tour dates. You can easily come across affordable Bert Kreischer comedy tickets on VividSeats.com. Don't miss your chance to buy 2022 Bert Kreischer tickets and catch the epic stage show when it comes to a city near you. Just dial 866.848.8499 or use Live Chat to speak with an agent about purchasing 2022 Bert Kreischer tour tickets in the Vivid Seats marketplace.

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Bert Kreischer Ticket Prices & Tour Details

How Much Are Bert Kreischer Tickets?  No matter what you're looking to spend, Vivid Seats has tickets to fit your budget. Currently, Bert Kreischer tickets at Vivid Seats start at $46.

How to Buy Cheap Bert Kreischer Tickets  There are always great deals to be found at Vivid Seats. The get-in price, or lowest price for a ticket to the Bret Kreischer Body Shots World Tour, is $46. Bert Kreischer ticket prices will fluctuate based on many factors such as inventory and demand, so be sure to buy tickets to a Bert Kreischer show before it’s too late!

Is Bert Kreischer Coming to a City Near Me? Bert Kreischer concert tickets are available for Houston, Huntington and many more. Browse the Vivid Seats inventory for tickets in a city near you.

Will Bert Kreischer Tour in 2022? Yes! Bert Kreischer will tour in 2022. Check the complete list of current Bert Kreischer tour dates 2022 to stay up-to-date and find tickets for a stand-up show near you.

Bert Kreischer 2022 Floor Seats Bert Kreischer floor seats can provide a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Often, floor seats can be some of the most expensive tickets at a show. Sometimes Vivid Seats offers VIP Bert Kreischer meet and greet tickets, which can cost more than front row seats or floor tickets. Currently, the maximum price for Bert Kreischer tickets is $9041, a price that could apply to the best Bert Kreischer tickets available.

Comedians Similar to Bert Kreischer

If Bert Kreischer's hilarious brand of party-focused storytelling makes you laugh, there's a good chance you'll love the stylings of Bert's best friend and fellow co-host of their "Two Bears, One Cave" podcast, Tom Segura. Additionally, make sure you check out well-known podcaster & funnyman Joe Rogan, the sarcastic stylings of Bill Burr, and the absolutely hilarious observational humor of Sebastian Maniscalco:

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Bert Kreischer Tour Dates and Ticket Prices

Bert Kreischer Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2022 Bert Kreischer tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.

DATE

CITY

VENUE

LOWEST PRICE

09/02/2022

Brandon, MS

Brandon Amphitheater

$53

09/03/2022

Atlantic City, NJ

Etess Arena at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino

$87

09/04/2022

Atlantic City, NJ

Etess Arena at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino

$80

09/07/2022

Spokane, WA

First Interstate Center for the Arts

$78

09/07/2022

Spokane, WA

First Interstate Center for the Arts

$59

09/08/2022

Victoria, BC, CA

Save on Foods Memorial Centre

$83

09/09/2022

Vancouver, BC, CA

Queen Elizabeth Theatre - Vancouver

$50

09/09/2022

Vancouver, BC, CA

Queen Elizabeth Theatre - Vancouver

$64

09/10/2022

Vancouver, BC, CA

Queen Elizabeth Theatre - Vancouver

$86

09/10/2022

Vancouver, BC, CA

Queen Elizabeth Theatre - Vancouver

$52

09/13/2022

Morrison, CO

Red Rocks Amphitheatre

$74

09/15/2022

Lafayette, LA

Cajundome

$52

09/16/2022

Corpus Christi, TX

Selena Auditorium at American Bank Center

$54

09/16/2022

Corpus Christi, TX

American Bank Center

$62

09/17/2022

Fort Worth, TX

Dickies Arena

$55

09/18/2022

Lubbock, TX

Helen DeVitt Jones Theater at The Buddy Holly Hall

$60

09/18/2022

Lubbock, TX

Helen DeVitt Jones Theater at The Buddy Holly Hall

$60

09/30/2022

Las Vegas, NV

The Theater at Virgin Hotels Las Vegas

$49

10/01/2022

Paso Robles, CA

Vina Robles Amphitheatre

$73

10/06/2022

Youngstown, OH

Covelli Centre - Youngstown

$54

10/07/2022

Charlottesville, VA

John Paul Jones Arena

$58

10/08/2022

Florence, SC

Florence Civic Center

$51

10/09/2022

North Charleston, SC

North Charleston Performing Arts Center

$57

10/09/2022

North Charleston, SC

North Charleston Performing Arts Center

$51

10/13/2022

Hartford, CT

Mortensen Hall at The Bushnell

$87

10/14/2022

Pittsburgh, PA

PPG Paints Arena

$64

10/15/2022

Buffalo, NY

Sheas Performing Arts Center - Buffalo Theatre

$62

10/15/2022

Buffalo, NY

Sheas Performing Arts Center - Buffalo Theatre

$52

10/16/2022

Syracuse, NY

Landmark Theatre Syracuse

$56

10/16/2022

Syracuse, NY

Landmark Theatre Syracuse

$56

10/27/2022

Rochester, MN

Mayo Civic Center Auditorium

$67

10/27/2022

Rochester, MN

Mayo Civic Center Auditorium

$54

10/28/2022

Moline, IL

TaxSlayer Center

$57

10/29/2022

Indianapolis, IN

Gainbridge Fieldhouse

$59

10/30/2022

Chattanooga, TN

Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Auditorium

$62

11/09/2022

Billings, MT

First Interstate Arena

$57

11/10/2022

Bismarck, ND

Bismarck Civic Center

$59

11/11/2022

Fargo, ND

Scheels Arena

$64

11/12/2022

Des Moines, IA

Des Moines Civic Center

$122

11/12/2022

Des Moines, IA

Des Moines Civic Center

$82

11/13/2022

Fort Wayne, IN

Embassy Theatre

$64

11/13/2022

Fort Wayne, IN

Embassy Theatre

$53

11/15/2022

Duluth, MN

DECC Symphony Hall

$54

11/15/2022

Duluth, MN

DECC Symphony Hall

$57

11/17/2022

Omaha, NE

Orpheum Theatre - Omaha

$184

11/17/2022

Omaha, NE

Orpheum Theatre - Omaha

$127

11/18/2022

Omaha, NE

Orpheum Theatre - Omaha

$211

11/18/2022

Omaha, NE

Orpheum Theatre - Omaha

$214

11/30/2022

Rosemont, IL

Rosemont Theatre

$61

12/01/2022

Grand Rapids, MI

Van Andel Arena

$59

12/02/2022

Springfield, IL

Bank of Springfield Center

$46

12/03/2022

Rosemont, IL

Rosemont Theatre

$63

12/04/2022

Saginaw, MI

Dow Event Center

$70

12/04/2022

Saginaw, MI

Dow Event Center

$67

12/08/2022

London, ON, CA

Centennial Hall - Ontario

$111

12/08/2022

London, ON, CA

Centennial Hall - Ontario

$67

12/09/2022

Toronto, ON, CA

Meridian Hall - Toronto

$63

12/10/2022

Toronto, ON, CA

Meridian Hall - Toronto

$79

12/10/2022

Toronto, ON, CA

Meridian Hall - Toronto

$67

12/11/2022

Sudbury, ON, CA

Sudbury Arena

$68