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Bert Kreischer Tickets

Bert Kreischer

If you haven’t heard of well-known party comic Bert Kreischer (aka "The Machine"), you’re behind the curve. Bert started early by being called "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country" by Rolling Stone as a student at Florida State University (the article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder). Since then, Bert became truly well known by telling his unforgettable "The Machine" story, where Bert travels to Russia as a college student and pairs up with the Russian mob. This story is now the subject of an upcoming movie of the same name where Bert co-stars alongside Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill. 

His observational humor and party storytelling has landed him numerous comedy specials including Comfortably Dumb (2009), The Machine (2016), Secret Time (2018), and Hey Big Boy (2020). Bert has had been featured a number of his own TV shows include Hurt Bert, Bert The Conqueror, Trip Flip and - most recently - Netflix's The Cabin. And, as a comedian who is notoriously always on the road, Bert routinely tours with big names and up-and-comers alike, such as Tim Dillon. In addition to his heavy tour and TV schedule, Bert is featured on three of his own podcasts, "Bertcast", "Two Bears, One Cave" with best friend and fellow top comic Tom Segura, and "Bill and Bert" with hilarious comedian Bill Burr. If Bert weren't prolific enough, he published a book in 2014, "Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child".

Begin planning your next live comedy experience by checking out our updated list of Bert Kreischer 2021 Body Shots World tour dates. You can easily come across affordable Bert Kreischer comedy tickets on Don't miss your chance to buy 2023 Bert Kreischer tickets and catch the epic stage show when it comes to a city near you. Just dial 866.848.8499 or use Live Chat to speak with an agent about purchasing 2023 Bert Kreischer tour tickets in the Vivid Seats marketplace.

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Bert Kreischer Ticket Prices & Tour Details

How Much Are Bert Kreischer Tickets?  No matter what you're looking to spend, Vivid Seats has tickets to fit your budget. Currently, Bert Kreischer tickets at Vivid Seats start at $38.

How to Buy Cheap Bert Kreischer Tickets  There are always great deals to be found at Vivid Seats. The get-in price, or lowest price for a ticket to the Bret Kreischer Body Shots World Tour, is $38. Bert Kreischer ticket prices will fluctuate based on many factors such as inventory and demand, so be sure to buy tickets to a Bert Kreischer show before it’s too late!

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Will Bert Kreischer Tour in 2023? Yes! Bert Kreischer will tour in 2023. Check the complete list of current Bert Kreischer tour dates 2023 to stay up-to-date and find tickets for a stand-up show near you.

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Comedians Similar to Bert Kreischer

If Bert Kreischer's hilarious brand of party-focused storytelling makes you laugh, there's a good chance you'll love the stylings of Bert's best friend and fellow co-host of their "Two Bears, One Cave" podcast, Tom Segura. Additionally, make sure you check out well-known podcaster & funnyman Joe Rogan, the sarcastic stylings of Bill Burr, and the absolutely hilarious observational humor of Sebastian Maniscalco:

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Bert Kreischer Tour Dates and Ticket Prices

Bert Kreischer Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2023 Bert Kreischer tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.






Rochester, NY

Blue Cross Arena



Worcester, MA

DCU Center



Newark, NJ

Prudential Center



Providence, RI

Amica Mutual Pavilion



Albany, NY

MVP Arena



Tucson, AZ

Tucson Arena



El Paso, TX

Don Haskins Center



San Antonio, TX

Frost Bank Center



Amarillo, TX

Amarillo Civic Center Coliseum



Casper, WY

Ford Wyoming Center



Loveland, CO

Blue Arena at The Ranch Events Complex



Colorado Springs, CO

Broadmoor World Arena



Rio Rancho, NM

Rio Rancho Events Center



Las Vegas, NV

MGM Grand Garden Arena



Bakersfield, CA

Mechanics Bank Arena



Reno, NV

Silver State Pavilion at Grand Sierra Resort



Reno, NV

Silver State Pavilion at Grand Sierra Resort



San Francisco, CA

Chase Center



Stockton, CA

Adventist Health Arena



Grand Rapids, MI

Van Andel Arena



Toronto, ON, CA

Scotiabank Arena



Ottawa, ON, CA

TD Place



Kingston, ON, CA

Leons Centre



Erie, PA

Erie Insurance Arena



Dayton, OH

Nutter Center



Atlantic City, NJ

Etess Arena at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino



Salisbury, MD

Wicomico Civic Center



Chicago, IL

United Center



Columbus, OH

Nationwide Arena



Knoxville, TN

Thompson-Boling Arena at Food City Center



Harrisonburg, VA

Atlantic Union Bank Center



Columbia, SC

Colonial Life Arena



Birmingham, AL

Legacy Arena at The BJCC



Clarksville, TN

F&M Bank Arena



Louisville, KY

KFC Yum Center



Portland, ME

Cross Insurance Arena



Uncasville, CT

Mohegan Sun Arena-CT



Reading, PA

Santander Arena



Fayetteville, NC

Crown Complex - Crown Coliseum



Thackerville, OK

WinStar World Casino



Tulsa, OK

BOK Center



Austin, TX

Moody Center ATX



Edmonton, AB, CA

Kinsmen Park