Chris Porter is a stand-up with a rock-and-roll pulse and a laser for everyday nonsense. Known for high-velocity rants that snap into clean, memorable tags, he spins travel headaches, small-town wisdom, and modern irritations into big, communal laughs. His set builds like a great album side, with quick pivots, sharp callbacks, and crowd-aware moments that never feel canned. Equal parts blunt and inviting, Porter’s voice hits that sweet spot where smart meets rowdy, giving fans the catharsis they came for and the quotable lines they take home.

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Key Stats for Chris Porter at a Glance

Most Recent Comedy Special and Release Year: There's No Money in Babies (2023)
Average Ticket Price: $70
Number of Upcoming Shows: 82

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Chris Porter Tour Dates and Ticket Prices

Chris Porter Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2025 Chris Porter tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.

DATE	CITY	VENUE	LOWEST PRICE
12/05/2025	Louisville, KY	Louisville Comedy Club	$105
12/05/2025	Louisville, KY	Louisville Comedy Club	$105
12/06/2025	Louisville, KY	Louisville Comedy Club	$105
12/06/2025	Louisville, KY	Louisville Comedy Club	$105
12/12/2025	New Brunswick, NJ	Stress Factory Comedy Club - New Brunswick	$107
12/12/2025	New Brunswick, NJ	Stress Factory Comedy Club - New Brunswick	$107
12/13/2025	New Brunswick, NJ	Stress Factory Comedy Club - New Brunswick	$107
12/13/2025	New Brunswick, NJ	Stress Factory Comedy Club - New Brunswick	$107
12/19/2025	Albany, NY	Funny Bone - Albany	$106
12/20/2025	Albany, NY	Funny Bone - Albany	$106
12/20/2025	Albany, NY	Funny Bone - Albany	$108
12/30/2025	Nashville, TN	The Lab at Zanies	$51
12/30/2025	Nashville, TN	The Lab at Zanies	$51
12/31/2025	Nashville, TN	The Lab at Zanies	$60
12/31/2025	Nashville, TN	The Lab at Zanies	$60
01/16/2026	Alpharetta, GA	Helium Comedy Club - Atlanta	$95
01/16/2026	Alpharetta, GA	Helium Comedy Club - Atlanta	$95
01/17/2026	Alpharetta, GA	Helium Comedy Club - Atlanta	$101
01/17/2026	Alpharetta, GA	Helium Comedy Club - Atlanta	$101
01/18/2026	Alpharetta, GA	Helium Comedy Club - Atlanta	$95
02/26/2026	Irvine, CA	Improv Comedy Club - Irvine	$323
02/27/2026	Irvine, CA	Improv Comedy Club - Irvine	$323
02/27/2026	Irvine, CA	Improv Comedy Club - Irvine	$323
02/28/2026	Irvine, CA	Improv Comedy Club - Irvine	$323
02/28/2026	Irvine, CA	Improv Comedy Club - Irvine	$323
03/20/2026	La Jolla, CA	The Comedy Store - La Jolla	$142
03/20/2026	La Jolla, CA	The Comedy Store - La Jolla	$142
03/21/2026	La Jolla, CA	The Comedy Store - La Jolla	$142
03/21/2026	La Jolla, CA	The Comedy Store - La Jolla	$142
03/22/2026	La Jolla, CA	The Comedy Store - La Jolla	$142
03/27/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$65
03/27/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$65
03/28/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$65
03/28/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$65
04/09/2026	Virginia Beach, VA	Funny Bone - Virginia Beach	$78
04/10/2026	Richmond, VA	Funny Bone - Richmond	$41
04/10/2026	Richmond, VA	Funny Bone - Richmond	$41
04/11/2026	Richmond, VA	Funny Bone - Richmond	$41
04/11/2026	Richmond, VA	Funny Bone - Richmond	$41
04/24/2026	Syracuse, NY	Funny Bone - Syracuse	$83
04/25/2026	Syracuse, NY	Funny Bone - Syracuse	$83
04/25/2026	Syracuse, NY	Funny Bone - Syracuse	$83
05/07/2026	Spokane, WA	Spokane Comedy Club	$45
05/08/2026	Spokane, WA	Spokane Comedy Club	$54
05/08/2026	Spokane, WA	Spokane Comedy Club	$54
05/09/2026	Spokane, WA	Spokane Comedy Club	$54
05/09/2026	Spokane, WA	Spokane Comedy Club	$54
05/29/2026	Manchester, CT	Funny Bone - Hartford	$109
05/30/2026	Manchester, CT	Funny Bone - Hartford	$109
05/30/2026	Manchester, CT	Funny Bone - Hartford	$109
06/05/2026	Fort Worth, TX	Hyenas Comedy Night Club - Fort Worth	$134
06/05/2026	Fort Worth, TX	Hyenas Comedy Night Club - Fort Worth	$134
06/06/2026	Fort Worth, TX	Hyenas Comedy Night Club - Fort Worth	$134
06/06/2026	Fort Worth, TX	Hyenas Comedy Night Club - Fort Worth	$134
07/23/2026	Tempe, AZ	Improv Comedy Theatre - Tempe	$120
07/24/2026	Tempe, AZ	Improv Comedy Theatre - Tempe	$120
07/24/2026	Tempe, AZ	Improv Comedy Theatre - Tempe	$120
07/25/2026	Tempe, AZ	Improv Comedy Theatre - Tempe	$120
07/25/2026	Tempe, AZ	Improv Comedy Theatre - Tempe	$120
08/07/2026	Dayton, OH	Funny Bone - Dayton	$109
08/08/2026	Dayton, OH	Funny Bone - Dayton	$109
08/08/2026	Dayton, OH	Funny Bone - Dayton	$109
08/28/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$66
08/28/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$65
08/29/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$66
08/29/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$66
09/11/2026	Liberty Township, OH	Funny Bone - Cincinnati	$40
09/11/2026	Liberty Township, OH	Funny Bone - Cincinnati	$40
09/12/2026	Liberty Township, OH	Funny Bone - Cincinnati	$40
09/12/2026	Liberty Township, OH	Funny Bone - Cincinnati	$40
09/18/2026	Columbus, OH	Funny Bone - Columbus	$40
09/18/2026	Columbus, OH	Funny Bone - Columbus	$40
09/19/2026	Columbus, OH	Funny Bone - Columbus	$40
09/19/2026	Columbus, OH	Funny Bone - Columbus	$40
09/25/2026	Perrysburg, OH	Funny Bone - Toledo	$40
09/26/2026	Perrysburg, OH	Funny Bone - Toledo	$40
09/26/2026	Perrysburg, OH	Funny Bone - Toledo	$40
11/13/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$65
11/13/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$66
11/14/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$65
11/14/2026	Las Vegas, NV	Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club	$66
12/11/2026	Syracuse, NY	Funny Bone - Syracuse	$53
12/12/2026	Syracuse, NY	Funny Bone - Syracuse	$53
12/12/2026	Syracuse, NY	Funny Bone - Syracuse	$53