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"The Fast Show" is the quick-fire British sketch phenomenon masterminded by Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson. Its blink-and-you-miss-it pace and richly drawn recurring characters turned catchphrases into common currency: "Suit you, sir!", "Scorchio!", and Rowley Birkin QCs "I was very, very drunk." From Swiss Tonis car-lot philosophy and Dave Angel, Eco Warrior, to Ron Managers misty-eyed rambles, Unlucky Alf, Bob Fleming, Competitive Dad, and the tender odd-couple Ted and Ralph, the show distilled big laughs into perfectly timed bursts. It is inventive, quotable, and deeply British, yet instantly accessible to anyone who loves character-driven comedy.
When the cast brings that world to the stage, the speed, surprise, and beloved personas hit even harder. Buy The Fast Show tickets from Vivid Seats for a secure, seamless purchase and the chance to make new catchphrases part of your live-memory reel.
No matter what you're looking to spend, Vivid Seats has tickets to fit your budget. Currently, The Fast Show tickets start at $89, with an average price of $118.
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Yes, you can buy The Fast Show parking passes for all announced shows on Vivid Seats.
The Fast Show shows may vary slightly in length but will generally run for 90 minutes to two hours.
Door times vary by venue and city, but doors for the The Fast Show tour typically open between 60 and 90 minutes before showtime. This gives fans plenty of time to find their seats, grab refreshments, and enjoy the pre-show atmosphere. For the most accurate door and start times, check your ticket for details closer to the performance date.
Typically, The Fast Show tickets become available shortly after new tour dates are announced. Be sure to check back regularly, as additional tour dates and ticket releases may be added throughout the year.
Yes, suite tickets are often available for The Fast Show shows, although availability varies by venue. Select your city, then use the map and filters to view suites, club, or box listings.
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The Fast Show Tour Dates and Ticket Prices
The Fast Show Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2025 The Fast Show tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.
DATE | CITY | VENUE | LOWEST PRICE |
01/19/2026 | London, GB | London Palladium | $68 |
01/20/2026 | London, GB | London Palladium | $68 |
01/21/2026 | London, GB | London Palladium | $68 |
01/22/2026 | London, GB | London Palladium | $68 |
01/27/2026 | Glasgow, GB | SEC Armadillo | $77 |
01/28/2026 | Sunderland, GB | Sunderland Empire Theatre | $78 |
01/30/2026 | Bournemouth, GB | Bournemouth International Centre | $77 |