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Drunk Pirates Tickets
Drunk Pirates Performances
Drunk Pirates Tickets
Drunk Pirates is a cheeky, interactive comedy show that welcomes fans aboard a high-seas send-up of pirate lore. The crew fires off quick riffs, crowd-fueled bits, and playful call-and-response while storylines veer from bungled treasure hunts to hilariously misguided codes of honor. With a loose pub-night vibe, the performance leans into spontaneity, so jokes, detours, and cast-audience shenanigans feel new every time.
Bring your best laugh and a willingness to play along; Drunk Pirates rewards spirited fans with in-the-moment payoffs, and new dates are added regularly. For trusted service, secure checkout, and Vivid Seats Rewards that help you earn toward your next big night out, buy Drunk Pirates tickets from Vivid Seats.
Frequently Asked Questions about Drunk Pirates Tickets & Show Details
How much are Drunk Pirates tickets?
No matter what you're looking to spend, Vivid Seats has tickets to fit your budget. Currently, Drunk Pirates tickets start at $38, with an average price of $64.
How can I get cheap Drunk Pirates tickets?
To find affordable seats, shop early, compare multiple dates, and consider weekday performances or mezzanine and balcony sections for the best value. Right now, the get-in price for upcoming Drunk Pirates dates on Vivid Seats starts at $38.
Where can I see Drunk Pirates live?
Fans can experience Drunk Pirates live at theatres across North America and beyond. Check Vivid Seats for the most up-to-date list of Drunk Pirates showtimes, tour cities, and tickets near you.
Can I buy parking passes for Drunk Pirates shows?
Yes, you can buy Drunk Pirates parking passes for all announced shows on Vivid Seats.
How long is Drunk Pirates?
Most performances, like Drunk Pirates, run between two and three hours. Some performances may include a 15- to 20-minute intermission.
What time do doors open for Drunk Pirates shows?
Door times for Drunk Pirates vary slightly by venue, but most theaters open their doors between 60 and 90 minutes before showtime. For the most accurate information, check your event ticket or the theatre's official website closer to your scheduled performance date.
When do Drunk Pirates tickets go on sale?
Typically, Drunk Pirates tickets become available shortly after new tour dates are announced. Be sure to check back regularly, as additional shows may be added throughout the year.
Where is the best place to sit for Drunk Pirates?
The best seats for Drunk Pirates, or any live theater performance, depend on what kind of experience you're looking for. For fans who want to catch every lyric, facial expression, and detail of the choreography, orchestra center seats within the first 10-15 rows offer the most immersive view. If you prefer a full-stage perspective that captures the ensemble and set design, mezzanine or dress circle seats are another great choice. Keep in mind, each theater is unique, so it's worth reviewing the venue's seating chart on Vivid Seats before purchasing.
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Drunk Pirates Tour Dates and Ticket Prices
Drunk Pirates Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2026 Drunk Pirates tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.
DATE | CITY | VENUE | LOWEST PRICE |
07/01/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $129 |
07/01/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $136 |
07/02/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $688 |
07/02/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $136 |
07/03/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $96 |
07/03/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $64 |
07/03/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $96 |
07/03/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $64 |
07/04/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/04/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $84 |
07/04/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $56 |
07/04/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/05/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $152 |
07/05/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/05/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $56 |
07/07/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $53 |
07/08/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $82 |
07/08/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $53 |
07/09/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $82 |
07/09/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $53 |
07/10/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $82 |
07/10/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $53 |
07/10/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $82 |
07/10/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $53 |
07/11/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/11/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $82 |
07/11/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/11/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $82 |
07/11/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/12/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/12/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $76 |
07/14/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/15/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/15/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/15/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/16/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/16/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/16/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/17/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/17/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/17/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/17/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/17/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/17/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/18/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/18/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/18/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/18/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/18/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/18/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/18/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/18/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/18/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/18/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/19/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/19/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/19/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/21/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/21/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $128 |
07/22/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/22/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/22/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/23/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/23/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/23/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/24/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/24/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/24/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/24/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/24/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/24/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/25/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/25/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/25/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/25/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/25/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/25/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/25/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/25/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/25/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/25/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/26/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/26/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/26/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/26/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/28/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/28/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/29/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/29/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/29/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/30/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/30/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/30/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/31/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/31/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/31/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
07/31/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
07/31/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
07/31/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/01/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/01/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
08/01/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/01/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/01/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
08/01/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/01/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/01/2026 | Phoenix, AZ | Drunk Shakespeare - The Rose Theatre | $130 |
08/01/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/01/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/02/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/02/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/04/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/05/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/05/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/06/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/06/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/07/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/07/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/07/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/07/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/08/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/08/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/08/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/08/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/08/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/08/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/08/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/09/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/09/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/11/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/12/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/12/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/13/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/13/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/14/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/14/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/14/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/14/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/15/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/15/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/15/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/15/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/15/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/15/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/15/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/16/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/16/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/18/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/19/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/19/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/20/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/20/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/21/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/21/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/21/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/21/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/22/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/22/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/22/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/22/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/22/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/22/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/22/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/23/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/23/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/25/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/26/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/26/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/27/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/27/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/28/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/28/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/28/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/29/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/29/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $128 |
08/29/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/29/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $128 |
08/29/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/29/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $128 |
08/29/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
08/30/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
08/30/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/01/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $128 |
09/02/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/02/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/03/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/03/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/04/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $128 |
09/04/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/04/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/04/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/05/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/05/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/05/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/05/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/05/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/05/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/05/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/06/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/06/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/06/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/07/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/08/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/09/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $128 |
09/09/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/10/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/10/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/11/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/11/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/11/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/11/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/12/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/12/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $128 |
09/12/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/12/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/12/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/12/2026 | Washington, DC | Sage Theatre | $127 |
09/12/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/13/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/16/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/17/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/18/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/18/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/19/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/19/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |
09/19/2026 | Houston, TX | Emerald Theatre Houston | $122 |