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Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober Tickets
Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober Tickets
Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober is a stand-up showdown where three teams of comics perform under three distinct states: stoned, drunk, or stone-cold sober. The twist is the test; sets are written and delivered to highlight how each mindset shapes timing, risk, and crowd work. With a rotating roster that often features comics seen on Comedy Central and HBO, every bill feels new, and the audience votes to crown the night’s winning team.
An Austin smash at Fallout Theater, the show also pops up across the Gulf South and beyond, from New Orleans' Howlin' Wolf to packed clubs on tour. It is fast, loose, and truly competitive, built for fans who love stand-up with stakes. Buy Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober tickets from Vivid Seats for reliable service, secure checkout, and a seat to your next vivid memory.
Key Stats for Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober at a Glance
- Most Recent Comedy Special and Release Year: None (no official special released as of July 27, 2026)
- Average Ticket Price: $26
- Number of Upcoming Shows: 2
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Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober shows may vary slightly in length but will generally run for 90 minutes to two hours.
What time do doors open for Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober shows?
Door times vary by venue and city, but doors for the Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober tour typically open between 60 and 90 minutes before showtime. This gives fans plenty of time to find their seats, grab refreshments, and enjoy the pre-show atmosphere. For the most accurate door and start times, check your ticket for details closer to the performance date.
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Typically, Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober tickets become available shortly after new tour dates are announced. Be sure to check back regularly, as additional tour dates and ticket releases may be added throughout the year.
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Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober Tour Dates and Ticket Prices
Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2026 Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.
DATE | CITY | VENUE | LOWEST PRICE |
11/20/2026 | Irving, TX | Punch Line - Irving | $34 |
11/22/2026 | Houston, TX | Punch Line Houston | $46 |