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Artie Lange Tickets
Artie Lange is a New Jersey-bred stand-up, actor, and radio legend whose fearless, self-skewering humor made him a cult favorite. A "MADtv" alum who became a breakout voice on "The Howard Stern Show," Lange blends unapologetic candor with sharp, blue-collar storytelling. Onstage, he pivots from locker-room laughs to unexpectedly vulnerable snapshots of life, addiction and survival, landing punch lines that feel lived-in. His credits span films like "Dirty Work" and "Elf," best-selling memoirs "Too Fat to Fish" and "Crash and Burn," and a career that helped shape modern shock-comedy without losing the heart behind the chaos. His crowd work is quick, his timing streetwise, and his stories feel like they were told from the back booth of a Jersey diner.
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Key Stats for Artie Lange at a Glance
- Most Recent Comedy Special and Release Year: Artie Lange: The Stench of Failure (2014)
- Average Ticket Price: $93
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