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Asssscat Tickets
Asssscat Tickets
Asssscat is the Upright Citizens Brigade's flagship long-form improv show, built on a guest monologist's true story sparked by a single audience suggestion. From that seed, a precision-minded ensemble launches into interconnected scenes, heightening patterns, finding the game, and landing whip-smart callbacks. No scripts, just fearless play that turns everyday moments into one-of-a-kind comedy.
Born at UCB and beloved by comedy diehards, Asssscat thrives on surprise drop-ins and the high-trust chemistry of veteran improvisers. Every performance feels intimate, fast, and joyfully unpredictable, which means the best version is always the one you see live. Buy Asssscat tickets from Vivid Seats for secure checkout, flexible ticket options, and fan-first support.
Key Stats for Asssscat at a Glance
- Most Recent Comedy Special and Release Year: ASSSSCAT! (2005)
- Average Ticket Price: $63.0
- Number of Upcoming Shows: 1
Frequently Asked Questions about Asssscat Tickets & Tour Dates
How much are Asssscat tickets?
No matter what you're looking to spend, Vivid Seats has tickets to fit your budget. Currently, Asssscat tickets start at $63.0, with an average price of $63.0.
Can I buy parking passes for Asssscat shows?
Yes, you can buy Asssscat parking passes for all announced shows on Vivid Seats.
How long is a Asssscat show?
Asssscat shows may vary slightly in length but will generally run for 90 minutes to two hours.
What time do doors open for Asssscat shows?
Door times vary by venue and city, but doors for the Asssscat tour typically open between 60 and 90 minutes before showtime. This gives fans plenty of time to find their seats, grab refreshments, and enjoy the pre-show atmosphere. For the most accurate door and start times, check your ticket for details closer to the performance date.
When do Asssscat tickets go on sale?
Typically, Asssscat tickets become available shortly after new tour dates are announced. Be sure to check back regularly, as additional tour dates and ticket releases may be added throughout the year.
Can I buy suite tickets for Asssscat?
Yes, suite tickets are often available for Asssscat shows, although availability varies by venue. Select your city, then use the map and filters to view suites, club, or box listings.
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Will my group be seated together?
Yes, we guarantee that tickets purchased together will be together, unless otherwise noted in the listing.
What happens if my event is canceled or postponed?
If your event is canceled, you'll receive a full refund. If an event has been postponed or rescheduled, rest assured that your tickets will be valid for the rescheduled date. For some rescheduled events, the primary source of the tickets will reissue all previously purchased tickets with new bar codes. If this occurs, the seller will notify us, and we will deliver new tickets to you and remind you to discard your old tickets.
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Asssscat Tour Dates and Ticket Prices
Asssscat Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2026 Asssscat tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.
DATE | CITY | VENUE | LOWEST PRICE |
09/05/2026 | Bend, OR | Tower Theatre - OR | $88 |