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The Oldest Profession Show spotlights the stories behind a phrase everyone knows yet few truly understand. This live production blends sharp humor, cultural critique, and compelling storytelling to explore how power, policy, and pop culture have shaped perceptions of "the oldest profession." With clear-eyed insight and a generous dose of wit, it invites audiences to rethink history through a human lens.
Come for incisive jokes and vivid anecdotes; stay for the nuanced conversation that lingers long after the curtain call. The Oldest Profession Show balances levity and depth, creating an engaging night out for curious, conversation-loving fans. New dates are added regularly, so check back for the latest performances. Buy The Oldest Profession Show tickets from Vivid Seats for an easy, reliable purchase and seats that make every moment count.
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Most performances, like The Oldest Profession Show, run between two and three hours. Some performances may include a 15- to 20-minute intermission.
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Typically, The Oldest Profession Show tickets become available shortly after new tour dates are announced. Be sure to check back regularly, as additional shows may be added throughout the year.
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The Oldest Profession Show Tour Dates and Ticket Prices
The Oldest Profession Show Tour Dates will be displayed below for any announced 2026 The Oldest Profession Show tour dates. For all available tickets and to find shows near you, scroll to the listings at the top of this page.
DATE | CITY | VENUE | LOWEST PRICE |
04/09/2026 | Arlington, VA | Arlington Drafthouse | $72 |