Bert Kreischer is comedy’s high-energy storyteller, famous for performing shirtless and spinning real-life chaos into roaring punchlines. Dubbed "The Machine" after his legendary Russian mob story, he parlayed that viral bit into the 2023 action-comedy "The Machine," plus hit Netflix specials "Secret Time," "Hey Big Boy," and "Razzle Dazzle." Beyond the stage, he hosts the long-running podcast "Bertcast" and co-hosts "2 Bears, 1 Cave" with Tom Segura, and previously fronted the Travel Channel series "Bert the Conqueror." Kreischer’s shows feel like a party with precision, rapid-fire rants, wild detours, and unexpectedly heartfelt touches that turn crowds into willing co-conspirators.

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Key Stats for Bert Kreischer at a Glance

Most Recent Comedy Special and Release Year: Razzle Dazzle (2023)
Average Ticket Price: $132
Number of Upcoming Shows: 55

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